These are pieces of cake.

Rob Ford Crackstarter

Fri, 17 May 2013 17:33:37 -0400

Please help us raise enough money to purchase and publish a video of Toronto Mayor Rob Ford smoking crack cocaine.

I will happily give money to crack dealers for this video in an effort to cleanse our city of a much, much more dangerous plague.

israelfacts: A Health Ministry inspector poured bleach over...

Fri, 17 May 2013 16:29:20 -0400

israelfacts:

A Health Ministry inspector poured bleach over pots full of food in a Sudanese restaurant in Tel Aviv Sunday night.

The inspector, from the ministry’s district office for Tel Aviv, was participating in a raid by police and municipal inspectors on illegal businesses owned by African migrants. Altogether, the raid shut down 10 businesses in the city’s Neveh Sha’anan neighborhood, confiscating their equipment and welding the doors shut. The equipment was then loaded onto vans by other African migrants who had been hired as contract workers.

Many diners saw the inspector pouring bleach on the food, and one, asylum-seeker Aladin Abaker from Sudan’s Darfur region, posted photos of the incident on his Facebook page. He also described his feelings of humiliation.

“Everyone − except the destroyers − was in tears from the humiliation,” he wrote. “The waitress told us, ‘I’ve seen very harsh things in my life, like torture in Sinai, but this humiliated me more than what happened to me in Sinai.”

Abaker accused the inspector of “insensitivity to people and their culture, which sees food as a sacred thing that must be respected,” and said the raid was aimed at “embittering our lives so we’ll return to Africa ‘voluntarily.’”

Altogether, he said, more than 200 kilograms of meat, chicken and fish and over 500 prepared meals were destroyed.

The inspectors said they didn’t know where the meat came from and therefore feared for the diners’ health, Abaker wrote. “We told them: But this is the only place we’ve eaten all our meals for four years now, and none of us ever had stomach problems. Even whites eat here.”

The Health Ministry responded that inspectors had discovered “deplorable sanitary conditions, food stored under unsuitable conditions and temperatures, and food from unknown sources. In order to preserve the public’s health and that of the diners themselves, it was decided to destroy the food immediately. As part of the process of destroying the food, chemicals suitable to this purpose are used. It should be noted that this was a routine process of food destruction that is no different from other destructions of food/meat.”

Tel Aviv’s deputy city manager, Ruby Zelof, said the raids were carried out “to eradicate the undesirable phenomenon of businesses operating illegally, with sanitation and safety problems and illegal connections to electricity and water, and sales of alcoholic beverages without permits.”

Haaretz | Photo credit: Aladin Abaker

Israel is deporting Africans and also planning to put tens of thousands into detention camps.

Knesset Member Miri Regev — a member of Prime Minister Netanyahu’s Likud Party — called the refugees “a cancer in our body” and Danny Danon — also a Likud Knesset Member — wrote on his Facebook page referring to the Africans as “infiltrators”. Interior Minister Eli Yishai said the African asylum seekers threaten “the Zionist dream,” adding, “Jobs will root them here.”

See also:

Why is the birth rate in Israel’s Ethiopian community declining? Ethiopian women who immigrated to Israel were coaxed into agreeing to injections of long-acting birth control drugs, or told they would not be allowed into the country

Israeli woman has her photo taken with Africans, titles the Facebook album: “Late night tour of the Tel Aviv Safari”, captions the photo: “There are no signs forbidding taking pictures with the animals. There were no signs that forbid feeding, but we passed on that.”

Israeli racism: not just for Arabs anymore.

monstersong: //After Life. 1998. Koreeda This will always be...

Fri, 17 May 2013 16:26:35 -0400

monstersong:

//After Life. 1998. Koreeda

This will always be one of the most affecting movies I’ve ever seen. Beautiful premise. <3

Matt Kirshen's Brand New Tumblr Page: The Onion, The Outrage

Mon, 25 Feb 2013 18:20:20 -0500

Matt Kirshen's Brand New Tumblr Page: The Onion, The Outrage:

mattkirshen:

There’s a fun joke my friends and I sometimes do and it’s one you can do too. The butt of the joke is the nicest one in your group; trust me, you know who that person is. They’ll also never know it’s happened, because what you do is wait until they’ve just left the party, or the bar, or the car…

For the dumbasses still flailing with outrage.

Reblog if HE was your first Doctor:

Mon, 25 Feb 2013 18:05:06 -0500

filmchick3:

My ONLY Doctor.

J. LAW, OUT, BITCHES.

Mon, 25 Feb 2013 17:08:29 -0500

J. LAW, OUT, BITCHES.

zippy49: Luna - Happy New Year From a cassette of demos and...

Mon, 31 Dec 2012 20:52:02 -0500

zippy49:

Luna - Happy New Year

From a cassette of demos and outtakes.

Happy Birthday Charlie Cox and Bone For Tuna!

Sat, 15 Dec 2012 12:03:15 -0500

Happy Birthday Charlie Cox and Bone For Tuna!

filicide: Death and The Maiden by Angela Kallsen partially...

Tue, 11 Dec 2012 03:54:59 -0500

filicide:

Death and The Maiden by Angela Kallsen

partially flensed minotaur?

Arms and a NIPPLE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Tue, 11 Dec 2012 03:51:02 -0500

Arms and a NIPPLE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

“They’re degenerates, but they ain’t...

Tue, 11 Dec 2012 03:49:23 -0500

“They’re degenerates, but they ain’t psychos.”

Liiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiick

Photo

Mon, 10 Dec 2012 18:52:48 -0500

We Need A War: like-dry-clean-only: i guess the real question is how can you not like...

Mon, 10 Dec 2012 17:18:33 -0500

We Need A War: like-dry-clean-only: i guess the real question is how can you not like...:

like-dry-clean-only:

i guess the real question is how can you not like tesla

he thought women would eventually rule the world because we’re the dominant sex

he liked pigeons

he was a vegetarian

he was a babe

he was shy

he hated edison

he’s perfect

Yup, as…

TESLA. YUSSSSSS.

NORMAN ARMS.

Mon, 10 Dec 2012 15:37:04 -0500

NORMAN ARMS.

MICHAEL FASSBENDER STARING AT YOU.

Mon, 10 Dec 2012 15:33:50 -0500

Stelios - 300 (2006)

Bobby Sands - Hunger (2008)

Lt. Archie Hicox - Inglourious Basterds (2009)

Centurion Quintus Dias - Centurion (2010)

Edward Fairfax Rochester - Jane Eyre (2011)

Erik Lehnsherr / Magneto - X-Men: First Class (2011)

Carl Jung - A Dangerous Method (2011)

Brandon Sullivan - Shame (2011)

David 8 - Prometheus (2012)

MICHAEL FASSBENDER STARING AT YOU.

Ada Lovelace, Lord Byron’s daughter, world’s first...

Mon, 10 Dec 2012 15:30:04 -0500

Ada Lovelace, Lord Byron’s daughter, world’s first computer programmer, subject of Google’s banner today and

STONE.

COLD.

FOX.

Daryl Dixon | The Walking Dead | Say the Word

Mon, 12 Nov 2012 16:39:44 -0500

Daryl Dixon | The Walking Dead | Say the Word

Little ass-kicker. Daryl is in charge of everything while...

Mon, 12 Nov 2012 16:34:23 -0500

Little ass-kicker.

Daryl is in charge of everything while Rick’s fucked off. Including being the dad, OK?

LUSTROUS HAIR

Sun, 04 Nov 2012 01:13:31 -0500

Nicholas Pell has lustrous hair. Google that shit.

Pretty much every part of Citizen Kane is the best part, but if...

Wed, 24 Oct 2012 02:19:13 -0400

Pretty much every part of Citizen Kane is the best part, but if I HAD to choose…